Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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