the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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