It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
as a side note pls kill me
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