We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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