Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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