Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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