woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Dear god my vagina.
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