when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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