all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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