I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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