I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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