we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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