I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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