remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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