i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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