Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Randomize
