I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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