Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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