Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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