From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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