He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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