@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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