An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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