oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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