Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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