that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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