I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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