it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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