Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Mom said you looked used
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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