I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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