As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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