I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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