Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
