I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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