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My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I think my moral compass just broke
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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