god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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