you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
no you cant smoke seaweed
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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