Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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