Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Why did my mother make you get naked?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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