Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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