Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I cut my penus on the lid.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
