I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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