well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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