you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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