Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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