I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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