Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
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I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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