I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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