That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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