he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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