i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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