Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
no you cant smoke seaweed
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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