i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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