He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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