You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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