Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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